"people let me tell you 'bout my best friend"

50 ODD Things About You1. How tall are you?5'22. Have you ever smoked heroin?No.3. Do you own a gun?No.4. Male or Female?Female5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?it's been so long, i don't remember. but i don't remember being nervous.6. What do you think of hot dogs?I love corn dogs and turkey hot dogs 7. What's your favorite Christmas song?the betty boop one8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?southern pecan green mountain coffee with vanilla nut creamer9. Can you do push ups?um, i guess10. Is your bathroom clean?for the moment12. Do you like painkillers?i used to love them. but it's been years since i've had anything stronger than fiorinal for migraines.13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?kink14. Do you hate any of your exs?not really16. Middle Name?Danielle17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?-why can't i stop itching-i want to go to bed-why won't the phone stop ringing18. What's your normal bed time?no such thing.19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:water, coffee, pepsi19. What time did you wake up today?5 a.m.21. Current worry?A1C numbers23. Current hate? being fat24. Favorite place to be?oh, there are so many favorite places....the beach, snuggled up in bed, sailing25. Least favorite place to be?WAITING rooms27. Do you own slippers?Yes.28. What shirt are you wearing be specific?i'm actually wearing a long, white cotton nightgown29. Do you burn or tan?before glucophage, tan. since glucophage...i don't spend a lot of time without sunscreen30. Favorite color(s)?sunset and fall colors31. Would you be a pirate?no, duh, i'm a wench32. Last time you kissed somebody?friday33. What songs do you sing in the shower?i usually take baths, and i read.34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?crazily enough, sleep35. What's in your pockets right now?no pockets36. Last thing/person that made you laugh?my best friend sent me a card yesterday that said "we're such good friends that if a tabloid ran a story that you slept with aliens, i'd jump right in and say.....if i know her, they didn't sleep!". I laughed out loud and then for about 20 minutes while talking to her on the phone37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?jeez, i don't remember! i have something red and paisley in mind but i could be delusional38. Worst injury you've ever had?oh, um, i don't know! i jumped off the top bunk once and landed on an easter basket and had to get five stiches in between my toes. oh no, wait, a few years ago i passed out in the shower and tore my shoulder up. that still hurts a lot39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you?no40. Are your parents still together?no41. Who is your loudest friend?a girl i work with. i love her but sometimes i want to throw things at her. 42. Who is your most silent friend?jenn43. Does someone hate you?undoubtably44. Do you wish on shooting stars?when i see them45. What is your favorite book?Captivating46. What is your favorite candy?chocolate47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?Love Song, by Elton John (but sung by my mom)48. What song do you want played at your funeral?I had picked out "can't cry hard enough" by the Williams Brothers, in my 20's but now i'm not so sure. maybe Love song for a Savior by Jars of Clay49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?watching t.v. in bed begging God to let me fall asleep and make my headache go away50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?"i'm not sure i can pull off this 'worship as i'm waking up' thing.